Chapter 2 – Always read the Small Print

Welcome to the Underdark

“‘Where does the light start mama?’ Said the boy,
‘from our lords the divines my son.’ Said the mother,
‘Then where does it end mama? he asked once more,
‘With little bird my son.’ told the mother.”

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Ahh, this is the life…

The peaceful swaying of the trees, the gentle flowing of the river, the vibrant blue of the Menu hovering in front of my face… It reminds me of what that idiot of a god said, or at least tried to say, ‘possible dangers’. I should have really let him finish.

Anyway, no time to moan, let’s check this out!

STATUS
NAME: GWEN ALVAREZ
HEALTH STATUS: FINE
MENTAL STATUS: FINE
STRENGTH: 8
MIND: 12
AGILITY: 7
DEXTERITY: 11
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SKILLS KNOWN
OBSERVE [LVL – 1]
PSYCHOTIC [LVL – 1]
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NAMES & TITLES
NONE

That little… I only gave him a little punishment and he calls me a psycho! I mean sure I almost killed God, a.k.a. the almighty saviour of the world, but he deserved it!

PROFICIENCY IN PSYCHOTIC HAS INCREASED BY 1%

“…” <Gwen>

Anyway, back to testing!

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After 3-ish hours of rigorous testing in a completely scientific manner, I have concluded I need someone who knows what they are doing to find out anything useful.

On the plus side, I’ve found out how to partially interact with the menu so the tacky blue is now a cute pink! I call that a victory any day.

TITLE GAINED “POINTLESS RESEARCHER”
SKILL GAINED “AESTHETICALLY MINDED”

… I can live with this.

“uhh hello?” <God>

By this familiar voice in my head I can guess who this is, what trouble am I in this time?

“For the love of… you put me inside a game?” <Gwen>

“I did try to tell you about the differences.” <God>

“You’re such an incompetent…” <Gwen>

“Moving on, I’ve done something I shouldn’t have and reincarnated you in the world of another God. Now she’s a bit annoyed due to the spiritual registry she has to  account for.” <God>

“Meaning?” <Gwen>

“I’ve pushed all my paperwork onto her and now I can’t help you any more, teehee.” <God>

This left me physically speechless, he is The God right? Not just some lazy brat they just happened to have?

“So from now on you’re on your own! Bye~” <God>

“Hey, just wait a moment!” <Gwen>

Ahh he’s gone, men are so frustrating sometimes, pushing their problems onto other people. Speaking of which, didn’t he say something about a pissed off Goddess?

This is seriously bad! Now I’m in between a rock and a hard place, otherwise known as a different world and an angry Goddess!

I need an adult, maybe a city or a random passerby will come around for plot convenience!

New Message from God

“Nope, ain’t happening! ^^”

I kinda expected that, in any case, I need help.

Fast.

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A woman comes bursting in, her dyed red face seething in anger.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?”<Person 2>

“Ahahah, hi dear”<Person 1>

“DON’T CALL ME DEAR! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE?”<Person 2>

“But it was my responsibility to see her reincarnated.” <Person 1>

“WITH THAT? IN MY WORLD?” <Person 2>

“Don’t be so stingy, what’s the worst that can happen? <Person 1>

“We will see.” <Person 2>

The woman who was most definitely on her period stormed off out of the room.

“And quit that stupid commentary!” <Person 2>

“Ahahah, whoops.” <Person 1>

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This chapter was originally half the size so I’m impressed that it was doubled. Anyway, how was it? like where this is going?

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